cleanest gif ever
HANDS DOWN ONE OF THE DOPEST GIFS ON HERE
Fucking harry potter type shit.
i was like ‘what this is not a gif’ and then it started MOVING I CANT
what the fuck this is awesome!!just stared at it for 10 minutes straight 0mg
Tumblr and Puns
When a certain temperament meets a certain world, a writer is born. bit.ly/1igy87s #amwriting
Just like grammar used to make
Perfect night to cuddle ‘round the fire, crack a few cold ones, listen to a little George Strait, and stare at the stars.
my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.
“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”
“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”
“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”
Things that would be nice at 4 am
Long make out session
Hearing each other breathe
Laughs and corny jokes
Sleep. Sleep would be nice at 4am.
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
10 things our kids will never understand…
limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory
The limewire one though, damn!
maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them
write a book
do a movie
School and Tumblr photoset
The amount of notes concerns me
i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time
the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective
BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
i cRY THIS IS AMAZING
HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN
- east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
- west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
- Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
- floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-