wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

this would be a badass thing to cosplay as… 

(Source: brennablueskies)

tessaviolet:

totallyfubar:

sydney-rakestraw:

khaleesisaysfuckyou:

scarletqueen:

In which John Green is, as always, wonderful.

*prints this onto a hammer and uses it to smash the heads of anyone who complains about this ever*

I strive to be as a good a person as John Green is.

John Green, always reminding me of the growing up that I need to do…

this is lovely.

(Source: reinaescarlata)

alltimeavenger:

icannotevenwilliamshatner:

A corgi leading a conga line of pugs on an adventure.

Gandalf no

(Source: hansmolemansbutt)

Okay so it should totally be SOP to bring my board with me wherever I go… Dad’s talking to someone and there’s an empty parking lot behind me. #bored

castielskitten:

superwholock-stuck:

deanlovecastiel:

YOU CAN JUST SEE IN THE GIRLS FACES LIKE “NO I DON’T WANNA DIE I’M TO YOUNG BUT HE’S SO HANDSOME WHAT DO I DO?”

wAIT YOU MEAN TO TELL ME JARED PADALECKI WAS IN THAT MOVIE SHIT I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM WHEN I WAS LIKE 10 IS THAT DESTINY I SMELL

I’m not even a die hard Jared fan, and I can see how extremely attractive he is in this scene.

Meagan what movie is this?

(Source: hereisours)

Saturday car ride with my daddy. The state of my hair after this may end my search for a convertible. #datsun #antique #iwin

vgkait:

It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.

Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?

They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”

The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.

After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.

To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.

It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.

funny-pictures-gifs:

EXCELLENT PRICE MANI